Taking Charge of Your Health

Do you remember, A time when eating chips was pure? When chips and dip were two of the top five things in life, and eating them could make you lose your goddamn mind? When eating chips and dip didn’t come with an Archimedean calculation of whether or not you could afford the calories? It was just pure goodness. Yeah, me neither. The first thing to consider when making chip dip Is which chips to use. Right off the bat you want to avoid a weak smooth chip. These chips are only for looking cool. They’re not for heavy lifting. They’re so fragile you can easily break this with your ha…. [Straining Noises] [SMASHING CHIPS] You’re weak! Use a strong chip that’s been cooked inside a kettle. Or a chip with a nano web of woven micro fiber strengthening lines. And whatever you do, don’t go using flimsy chips, These are a dip’s worst nightmare. And until some pharmaceutical company steps up and does something– [Romantic music] Woah! The next thing you want to ask yourself is, “What flavor of chips should I use?” The answer is potato flavored Also known as just salt Also known as boring flavor Also known as regular. Do not use any irregularly flavored chips, which are just chips coated and dried dip. It’s just too many flavors and also get off my lawn. The dip is the flavor, the chip is the disposable dip elevator. [Whirring noises] [Screaming] Easy chip dip number one is only two ingredients, One tub of sour cream and a packet of onion soup mix. You can put in the whole packet Or just taste it until you reach the ideal soup mix molecule dispersion density. I like it a bit less strong, much like your biceps. When I was younger and hated both onions and texture, I would put the onion soup mix through a strainer, so I’d only get the powder making for a dip that’s ultra smooth, if you know what I mean. I mean that the dip was really smooth. [Crunch] Damn. That’s a good chip dip. Easy chip dip number two is salt and vinegar dip. Sure, you can buy chips with the salt and vinegar already on them If you’re A: lazy, or B: like salt and vinegar chips. We’re gonna take 1/2 cup Mayo, 1/2 a cup of sour cream, 2 tablespoons of balsamic vinegar, (Oh look, balse vigato.) 1 teaspoon of Dijon mustard 1/2 a teaspoon of salt, wangjangle that together with a fork. This isn’t a bowl of cereal, the fork is the right tool. Then add in some pepper pepper pepper This chip dip is really great If you like the taste of contrasting colors blended together into visual harmony. Or if you just like the taste of chip dip. [Crunch] Mmm, that’s a damn good chip dip. For easy chip dip number three You want 1/2 cup sour cream, 1/2 cup of mayo (not lyrical flip) and 2 teaspoons of dried dill Now just duct tape your hands to the counter so that you
restrain yourself from eating it for around 20 minutes. Until the dried dill has rehydrated and become fresh dill. Then Hulk your way out of that. And remember that dill is a weed, so you want to spray
some really strong pesticide on this one before you eat it. [Crunch] Damn, that’s a good chip dip. While serving chips in a bowl is fine, serving dip in a bag is not. But serving chips in a bag bowl is awesome. Crack the corner of the bag to let some air out then turn it upside down. If you’re wondering why these aren’t regular chips, that’s because I know when to break the rules. Work the other side inward to create the bowl shape Flip and open the first side then finish working it up until the chips are at the brim. Don’t forget to use some reflective tape to make a secret last few chips pocket. To store your extra chips: fold the top of the bag down a few times, bend the ends in, and flip. Now it may look like this technique holds the chips in really strongly but You are correct. It does. Now remember not to double-dip with communal chips. If you think you might have double dippers in your midst, when you whip up that dip, Tape a pair of double dipping scissors with good grip to the lips so they won’t slip in the bacteria drenched tips, so the chips can be snipped real quick, and add a thick rip resistant drip strip so you don’t end up with a dip slick on your thick picnic stick. Which shouldn’t be lying around anyways, it’s a picnic stick. Not a covered stick. For a truly bacteria free chip shift: use tweezers to swiftly dip, lift and stick without flicking the lips Siiiiiiick. ♫ Chip dip, it’s not flip dip ♫ ♫ But if it went by really fast,
then I’d probably call it blip dip ♫ ♫ Load your chip up too much,
let it be a drip dip ♫ ♫ Spill it on the floor,
be careful, Slip dip ♫ ♫ Chip dip, it’s not lip dip ♫ ♫ When I pour it on a jack-knife,
then it’s well equipped dip ♫ ♫ In the top 10,
Yeah that’s hit dip ♫ ♫ Eat too many at once and
you’ve got guilt trip dip ♫ ♫ Past the atmosphere,
on a spaceship dip ♫ ♫ Chip dip slacking off?
Here’s a pink slip dip ♫ ♫ Floating in the water?
Got some skinny dip dip ♫ ♫ Naturally adhesive
that’s a real good grip dip ♫ ♫ Chip dip, In a pinch dip ♫ ♫ If you want it partially used,
then go to the dealership dip ♫ ♫ Brag about your awesome
ego trip dip ♫ ♫ You’re so very clever with your really quick quip dip ♫ ♫ Let’s go find a ring
fellowship dip ♫ ♫ Ask permission before
sending dip pics ♫ ♫ Eat it in the country
like a real good hick dip ♫ ♫ Turn it to 11 then it’s
time to let it rip dip ♫ [Guitar Solo] [Crunch] ♫ Let’s roll, it’s time
for some Rick dip ♫ ♫ Didn’t use the strainer
gonna need a toothpick dip ♫ ♫ Ha my chips are gonna
get a dropkick dip ♫ ♫ How does it work?
Magnetic dip ♫ ♫ Chip dip,
You’re just chip dip ♫ ♫ You’re chip dip,
Just chip dip ♫ ♫ Oh chip dip. You’re chip dip ♫ ♫ Yeah-ah ♫ [Whispering] ♫ Chip dip… ♫

100 thoughts on “3 Easy Chip Dips – You Suck at Cooking (episode 86)

  1. Tweet the dip:
    Facebook the dip:
    Ignore tf out of the dip:

  2. When he said “get off my lawn” I freaked out because I actually had one foot in the grass of my lawn 😂😂

  3. 4:41
    fun fact, cats walk like that (putting the back paw in the same pawprint as the one in front) in order to remain silent, as walking like that makes far less noise

  4. I just found this site. THANK YOU! laughing out loud, scaring the cat, splutterered the monitor with my coffee. :)))

  5. Can someone please explain 0:59? Am i missing a joke or is it just funny because its silly.
    Im on so many layers of irony that i dont get half the jokes i hear on this channel and also other channels.

    Ps great chip dip i like the onion soup mix but i put in a small sprinkle of cayenne pepper.

  6. Lucky bastard got yourself a fender. I've always wanted a fender strat but I got a squier bullet strat that I put locking tuners on. I love that guitar like a child!

  7. Just thought I'd share a thing my dad makes that's actually a good dip in my opinion-

    It's a whole tub of small sour cream and one of those ranch powder packets mixed together

    I personally like if with potato chips or Doritos

  8. I tried the salt and vinigar dip amd it tasted too much like mayo, I think it'd be better 1/4 cup mayo, 3/4 cup sour cream

  9. Why aren't we talking about the potato that got hard after he saw the potato boobs 😩😩😭😭😭😂😂

  10. chip dip
    its not a strip dip
    but when you're goin to a party its about to be lit dip
    went to taco bell now thats a shit dip
    baking a birthday cake, gonna need a mitt dip
    ice cream for the summer, now thats a lick dip

  11. Store bought dip also known as lazy as f*ck i want dip fast dip is the easiest dip known to modern life

  12. You suck at Cooking, I love you,❤️ cooking,💛 your videos, 💚your 💙humor, 💙your dogs 💜and cats

  13. You're like Filthy Frank and Andrew from Binging with babish but you have a hint of bill wurtz. The Ultra Being

  14. I was trying to make a super funny comment but than I remembered I'm depressed and I should kill myself. However, superfunny Channel, fuck you.

  15. 5:45 Not sure if that's added chip dip sound effects or your mouth is extra salivated thinking about chip dip

  16. You should definitely share this song on spotify. I want to listen this please!

    I downloaded the video and then converted it to mp3 then I cut it from the beginning of the music and I'm listening right now.

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