The skin of a squash is extremely tough, so always use your strongest knife when you cut it. If you don’t have a chainsaw, you can use a knife. Definitely takes some elbow grease. And scoop these guts out. Once you got that halved, then it becomes obvious why butternut squash is also known as nature’s ladle *Slurping* We’re gonna start carving out squash Whoops So you got your two pieces here. What you’re gonna do is take a hinge. Line that up between the crack. Take your screws. And just screw those into the squash. Don’t over-tighten them, though. You might break the screw. Oh [BLEEP], it’s not opening. Oh, I see. So, we’ll just cut this off, I guess. Yeah, so that works pretty great… Put this in right here… So now we’re gonna be able to lock it… And we’ll just take this handle… Great! And then… Oh, [BLEEP]. [SIGH] Okay, just unscrew that. This is what happens when you pioneer something new. You’re gonna run into problems, but you do that so that the people who come after you don’t have to have those issues. That’s what being an innovator’s all about. I’m kind of like the.. the Elon Musk of squash cases. And basically what you’ve created is a perfect holder for your banana. –that you can just carry with you wherever you go. So this is just a quick access, I guess? A lot of benefits to… a squash case. So we’re going to.. take a leek.. heh. Some olive oil, throw those leeks in, brown them a bit to add some flavor. Try not to burn them like I did. In your food processor or blender, throw in the squash, garlic, and some veggie stock. –and the leeks. So we’ll get that blending… Take that gloriousness and pour it in the pan. I mean, the pot. While that’s heating up, gonna add some salt, and a little bit of pepper. *whispered* –pepper pepper! And I’m gonna throw in a bit of curry powder, because orange on orange tastes really good. Don’t taste it too soon if you blend it raw like that, cause it aarrlgh. Bleeaugh. *splashing noise* Don’t uh.. think too much about what that sounds like. Very simple, very yummy. Squash comes from the Cucurbitaceae family which is the same family as gourds. Such as the Kusarigama The Bumptolophagus The Payronieous The Antoni Gaudi The Squeegle The Hoogalabooblahblah And the Rectus Uncomftormus If you wanna bake butternut squash and you get one that just isn’t buttery enough and nutty enough simply coat it in butter and then roll it in powder stone-crushed nuts and let that marinade[sic] for 7 to 8 weeks. If you have one that’s perfect… We’re gonna chop this in half [SCRAPING NOISE] Peel it with a peeler. [SPED UP SCRAPING NOISE] It’s actually pretty fun. I mean, it’s not roller coaster fun, but… [CHOPPING NOISE] [SPED UP SCRAPING NOISE] If you don’t have a peeler… [CHOPPING NOISES] … just cut right down like that. [FAST CHOPPING NOISES] Throw these into a pan. Olive oil. Salt. Pepper, pepper, pepper. Fresh sage leaves…whaaat? [FAST CHOPPING NOISES] Then we’ll mix that all together. What the hell? Then we’ll take the other half Salt. Squash has recently been named a superfood, and the butter helps counteract the healthy effects. Throw some in there. Create a little river here. Little bit of maple syrup. It’s probably way too sweet, but you know what? You only live however many times you get reincarnated, so… Onion’s on 400. [DISH SCRAPING NOISES] Ahh It’s been about 30 minutes. Just gonna wang-jangle this one a bit. [DISH SCRAPING NOISES AND SIZZLING] Spoon this butter and maple syrup over top. Best thing you can do with these is Blurgh *Toilet flushing* Let’s do a little test here. Mmm… sage squash is so good. Mmm! It’s all so good but I think you really need to get the maple and butter in there otherwise it’s pretty bland so… Dice it and then douse it. I’m gonna declare the sage squash the ultimate champion here. Regardless of how you do your squash, don’t serve it like this. That’s baby food. And that’s condescending to anyone over the age of 18…months. And, you know, butternut squash might not be your thing so if you don’t like it, try one of the other varieties like cutternut squash, or shutternut squash, or gutternut squash, or clutternut squash, or flutternut squash, or uddernut squash. ♫ [GUITAR PLAYING] ♫ ♫ Going to town now.
Don’t you get lost. ♫ ♫ Before you leave the house be sure to wash. ♫ ♫ Dressed to the nines
Yeah, you looking posh. ♫ ♫(And your suit, and your pants, and your shoes)♫ ♫ Little bit hungry, better eat some squash♫ ♫ Eat a steak sandwich, be sure to floss. ♫ ♫ Swinging from the trees on the great peat moss. ♫ ♫ Have some spaghetti
with extra sauce. ♫ ♫ Finish it off with a side of squash. ♫ ♫ Give me a butternut uppercut♫ ♫ Cup runneth over like a speeding truck ♫ ♫ Splayed on my plate I’m gonna eat it up. ♫ ♫ Mmmm, mmmm, mmm ♫
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To counteract the healthy omfg I'm dying…..I love this! Thank you YouTube rec!
Onions on 400..🤦🏿♂️
Wangjangle? My new favourite word
That’s a nicely shaped squash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Isso parece tão Sexy
I thought it was
Fruit with Dck shape
A squash case the lead of innovation
I nearly cried at the flutter nut squash thing as at first glance I thought it was being carried by a drone
this whole thing had me dying ..and dinning.
Every song is a total banger
r/mildlypenis
I was waiting this whole vid for him to make a inappropriate joke.
Maybe I'm just dirty minded.
That's some odd lookin fruits
whoever look at the penis fruit then you are gay
Why didn't you mention juggernaut squash?
Lol the Butternut Squash looks like a 🍆
Dicks?
If you think you suck at cooking, try this channel: HowToBasic. This channel helped me improve my cooking and now I know how to make various recipes perfectly 👌🏻.
These are easily the most creative thing ive watched in a long time, thank you for birthing this lunar magic
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Eat the skin, always.
Who else thinks that squash looks so wrong?
That squash looked like a pe**s
When he laughed after saying "taking a leek"😂
Eating dick
utter nut squash😂
Idk if he's joking or one some drugs.
Then my mom say thats how you make your dick back to life
You really suck at cooking
0:41 like what?
Is that a dinosaur dick??
4:43 when Jesus you show a miracle
The squash case is a gem!
I don't know why i watch your video till the very end,,i guess i was hungry,and all i know, when you are hungry,you'r just not yourself,,
What was that again,aah butternut squash,i like it as soup,,
Looks like 🤔🤔🤔
What did we learn from this videos kids? Hell if I know but that's some nice Squash.
Rectus uncomformus amp 😂😂😂😂
Clicked for a real cooking tutorial, saw the squash purse, kept watching for fun anyway, then realized i still learned how to cook squash. Pleasantly surprised 😊
Thank you youtube. 10/10 reccomend.
gordon ramsay is shaking in his lamb sauce, this is some serious competition
So good… Boil it just like potato's salt pepper, butter pinch of nutmeg an a little maple syrup (real maple syrup not that cheap crap)
After all the hard work and u have a banana case 😅😅😅😅🤔🤔🤔fascinating
痛痛的?
it looks like a dildo…
Lmao hahaha
Omg why i'm here? 🤣🤣😅😅
Why we are watching this 🤔
3:11 mary had a little lamb
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Setan !! Lu ga bakal dapat pengabdian gw yg berharga,
Syarat harus benar dulu. Ga benar.. minggat lu !! Mau kaya mau bawa pasukan.. presetan. !! Gw ga takut
Pengabdian gue mahal .!! Mau cari isep yg murah banyaakk.. lbh dari cantik malah dari gw. !!
Cari yg lain aja .. anjing lu
Just don't stop uploading videos man…. We love you.
the onion is set to 400 degrees
There's something wrong with this video I think it might have to be censored it's just
Dick eater
The squash looks like a penis
*sees the thumbnail*
Woah is that a dick?
*sees the banana going in the squatch*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’ve finally found it..
My favorite video in the entire world
I didn’t like Butternut Squash, so I tried Gutternut Squash. It tasted bitter, but better. But a few days after eating it I got diarrhea. I don’t know why.
What a madlad
What the hell am i watching
Butternut squash looks like a penis
I believe you have to check your brain you insane and stupid
왜 보는 내가 아프지…?
Quality content
É o video mais besta q já vi e eu aki perdendo meu tempo coragem afffffff me da dó dessas pessoas
Anyone over 18…months🤣
"The pan. I mean pot." Excuse me siR thats most definitely a pan. Pans have long handles and pots have two small handles
How much for the banana case I’m a very interested in it
And slutternut squash
This went over the top soooo fast
Guys seriously WHAT THE FUCK
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Ysac is like binging with Babish and howtobasic combined into one passively aggressive chaotic neutral.
you are a mad
Issa 🅱enis
헐~ 거시기를….
OMG~ It is…..
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When i saw this i immediatly thought "But then they would steal your banana"
That squash tho
MAAAAN….. Bloody hell, man.. ! Seriously. U R A M A Z I N G.
“And a little bit of pepper”
Omg you didn’t say-
“pepper pepper”;)
You bissssh,you scared the living leek out of me 😉
WTF
Squashlon Musk
You trigger my OCD so much… But in an enjoyable way, if that even makes sense.
Why is this guy my favorite YouTuber
Buttered butt-squash.
Directions unclear. My daughter is pregnant
nothing
I wonder he chased those who watch him by accidentally at the woods
He's like howtobasic except he has enough IQ to actually speak
👍😋🙏😉
3:11 mary had a little lamb
when this man said "the squeegle" i dang near peed my pants
0:30 WAIT A SEC I HEARD THIS BEFORE
If you're a young gamer you'll recognize it: Roblox 😀
I had a butternut squash plant sprout out of my compost pile, i just left it alone. Now I've got squash forever.
I think the squash you got is a bit weird i think i saw that before,Hmmm.
i fucking hate you
I hate you so god damn much that I'm gonna subscribe to your channel and watch all your videos and enjo– I mean ridicule and judge
00:42 It looks like a dick with balls
has anyone ever used a squash as a dildo
wait, are u the guy from lucid chart?
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