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Taking Charge of Your Health


I would say my biggest weakness is working too hard…and, uh, loving too deeply and, uh, having strengths that are too strong and…why did you leave your last job? uh, I was a DJ…[makes various DJ sounds] it was kind of a long story [synths reverberate through a club, a harbinger of dark and poppy times to come] tonight’s the night we can leave it all behind we’re gonna run this town, nothin but music on our minds you came to the right place–you’re a damn fine girl with a nice face Mr. DJ, make the music play all night long won’t you kick it off by spinnin my favorite song? sorry, but my playlist is already set–this’ll turn into a circus if I take requests just livin for tonight and nothin more so crank it up while we rock on the dance floor all the stress and the worries disappear so Mr. DJ, turn it up in heeeeere the volume is already at the legal limit so calm down and let me do my job for a minute, beeitch oh, DJ, play my song now NO, leave me alone and turn the music up these levels are really ideal tonight’s the one night that matters that seems short-sighted we’ll dance ’til the sun comes up – up – up the club closes at 3, guys up / just managing expectations up, ’til the sun comes up – up – up last call’s at 2:30 up / it’s strictly enforced up, ’til the sun comes up – up -up just enjoy the party like everyone else, okay? you’re getting creepy tonight’s the night we forget about the rest of the world why’d you follow me here? I’m takin a piss can’t use my dick to control my playlist music’s what I need, and I’m a very needy girl it’s been an hour since we closed the club I can’t play anything when my gear’s unplugged I’m gonna go hard until I got nothin left [screams/shrieks] don’t need to slow down–I can just sleep when I’m dead I’m not a DJ when I’m here in the office you’re gonna get me fired if you don’t stop this [escalating synths of doom] hands in the air, wave ’em side to side what? again?! then to the other side and back to the side that is the dumbest dance keep your hands up, don’t put em down oh, Mr. DJ, turn it up right nooooow I DON’T WANNA GIVE EVERYONE HEARIN LOSS TEMPORARY JOY HAS A LIFELONG COST, BEEITCH oh, DJ, play my song now NO, leave me alone and turn the music up I can’t get another noise violation tonight’s the one night that matters why are you yelling?! we’ll dance til the sun comes up -up – up you just rhymed “up” with “up” / up you’re really phoning this in / up til the sun comes up – up – up does “mouse” rhyme with “mouse”? / up NO, it’s the same word! / up til the sun comes up – up – up VIP, tryin to keep it low-key you’re killin me with the karaoke good lord, we didn’t deserve this nobody ordered Lohan with the bottle service you’re actin like a President-Elect quiet down, show the DJ a little respect, oh you wanna hear your favorite song, stay at home in your pajamas, turn the stereo on he wanna play David Bowie tonight, shut your mouth and enjoy some songs about space flight ground control to a major ego–shit, she tricked me into guestin on her single DJ, play my song now did my agent sign me up for this? and turn the music up Luchterhand, you’re fired tonight’s the one night that matters I got you 10 percent of this track we’ll dance til the sun comes up – up – up Luchterhand, you’re rehired ’til the sun comes up NO–et tu, Brute?! til the sun comes up – up – up why are you doing this to me? / ayyy she’s ruining my life / up til the sun comes up – up – up and that’s the end of my story, I’ve never been back since oh…I think you’re gonna like it here / oh OH / [shriek] / DJ, play my song now and turn the music up tonight’s the one night that matters / [dancing and cowering ensue] we’ll dance til the sun comes up – up – up up, up, til the sun comes up – up – up til the sun comes up – up – up up, up, til the sun comes up – up – up [credits ensue, and also thoughts about the nature of existence and DJs]

100 thoughts on “DJ Play My Song (NO, LEAVE ME ALONE) ft. Psy & DeStorm

  1. her favorite song is a space oddity by david bowie. there are hints sprinkled around so i'm gonna explain them

    Hint 1. "he wanna play david bowie tonight"

    Hint 2. "shut your mouth and enjoy some songs about space flight "

    Hint 3. "*ground control* to a major ego"

  2. Don’t mean to b a party pooper but the “hug your mom” comment at the end really hit me. To everyone who still has a mom, please do hug her, Because when she’s gone, you can only hug her in your mind. And then your eyes start leaking. …..Maybe that’s just me.

  3. I listened this all the time when it came out when I was 13 and randomly thought about it right now and looked it up and for some reason I find it funnier now which I probably shouldn't

  4. "Why'd you follow me here I'm taking a piss, can't use my dick to control my playlist"
    The DJ's lyrics are the best
    😆😆

  5. What really sells this is the fact that the DJ and the girl are married in real life. I like to think this is just how they met.

  6. Years later I still watch this video… but it was only tonight that I had an epiphany…. if he just plays her song all the shit in his life goes away? Day 1: "okay we are adding one song tonight… thank you all for coming…" And it all goes away? 😉

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