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Taking Charge of Your Health


A long long time ago in Ireland, everyone was sad because it rained all the time. The people went to St.Patrick, which was his birth name and said: “Can you make the rain go away?” He was like “nah, but I can make it more tolerable.” So he invented beer. So people drank beer and noticed rain less and were like, “Yeah, this is great!” And St. Patrick was like, “By the way, f*** the Druids, they don’t even write.” *PEW* And people were like, *drunken mumbling* Then St. Patrick invented the clover and people were so drunk they thought they can make it to the end of the rainbow and something about leprechauns. I don’t usually celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, even though I’ve got half Irish blood. I don’t mean I’m half Irish, I mean I get a transfusion every week just to keep me extra feisty. [speaking foreign language (sorry I don’t understand it)] The first step to making green beer is to add some food coloring, and then add beer. (Pretty simple, right?) ♫ Outro Music ♫
Happy St. Patrick’s day everybody!

100 thoughts on “Green Beer (You Suck at Cooking) Episode 87

  1. It’s funny how He’s making sure the animation isn’t too similar to Sam o nella.

    Cus I swear the god it’s the same dam guy!!!

  2. A long time ago, way back in history,
    when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.
    Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,
    and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

    He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
    and to his praises we shall always sing.
    Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
    Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
    tiddly beer beer beer.

    The Curtis bar, the James' Pub, the Hole in the Wall as well
    one thing you can be sure of, its Charlie's beer they sell
    so all ye lads a lasses at eleven O'clock ye stop
    for five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

    He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
    and to his praises we shall always sing.
    Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
    Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
    tiddly beer beer beer.

    A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you stir it around with a stick,
    the kind of lubrication to make your engine tick.
    40 pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks.
    Its only eight pence hapenny and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

    He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
    and to his praises we shall always sing.
    Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!
    Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer
    tiddly beer beer beer.

    The Lord bless Charlie Mops!

  3. I'm concerned with how similar now that I think about it Sam O'Nella and YSAC sound, that skit at the beginning really made me hear it hard since it was weirdly reminiscient of Sam.

  4. It was saint Patrick's day when I traveled to canada/new York and I came out of hotel room to see a whole family partying and the next day they were all sleeping in the main room drunk lmao

  5. Dude I notice your hands here looked softer than they are on your previous videos. What is the secret?

  6. Imagine a video narrated by this guy with music composed by Bill wurts designed by Jack stauber and written by don't hug me I'm scared… I just want that video

  7. When YSAC productions chant "you suck at cooking…" is they singing about me? Us? Ladybugs? Green beer drinkers are simply because they trust anything served on freezer paper with potatoes, boiled beef and sticky gravy garnished with clover derivatives.

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