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Biodegrade that, punks! Oops, did I spill oil on you? Suck it up! This is for the ozone! Nom nom nom nom eat it! Help! I can’t breathe! Sorry, I don’t believe in choking. There’s not enough data to support it. Wake up sheeple! Humannnn! Hey! Can you lay off? Can you? Sorry boys, I need your bones for fuel.

100 thoughts on “If the Earth Treated Us the Way We Treat the Earth [Garlic Jackson Comedy]

  1. Don't worry. Earth will murder us all long before we can murder her. That doesn't mean I support the bullshit people are doing to her, so I've taken steps to become more environmentally friendly. One person can make a difference, and millions can make a massive one.

  2. To be honest, I think we deserve one day ( ONE DAY ) of being treated like Earth. Because this is what we do to the gift God gave us.

  3. Who would find this funny? I have a good sense of right and wrong so this is hard to watch with out planning to kill her one day (that's right. I would destroy the world if it does this to us).

  4. But what about those hoomons who are enviromentally conscious and actually implement all sorts of crazy projects that are intended to undo damages to "Mother Gaia" (the woman going crazy in this video attacking the Hoomons). What of the ever expansive Enviro Science since the 40s? Or the armies of hoomons who volunteer to clean shit up. Ie beach cleans, underwater cleans, river side clean ups. Why some crazy hoomon even swam in a very polluted river in New York full of toxic shit (literal) to raise awareness of a super fund (Multi Million dollar enviro project) snicker the "GowANUS" cannal (yes it's called that). Hell one old park ranger in India planted an entire river forest… so there are good hoomons out there who are doing good things to her… IS she going to go crazy and kill them to lol?

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  6. I respect the idea you're trying to convey, but a video of you pretending to abuse people kinda sends the wrong message. It's exactly the same as those vegan drawings talking about how we treat animals. It's got a funny aspect to it, but you're only going to piss off the anti-science groups who'll then use this as evidence for "how stupid and idiotic" our side is.

  7. Ya know, Earth looks pretty good for being 4 BILLION years old. Sorry for everything we asshole humans have done to you. You have every right to kick our asses.

  8. Earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, tornados, volcanos and the impending ice age. The earth gets plenty of revenge

  9. Someone has to make parody of this one: 'If We treated Earth the way it treats us'.
    People running around, spraying all the animals, plants with deadly diseases, plagues etc.

  10. Wow, this is so true and funny
    I noticed you said "HU-MAN" instead of "TIM-BER" ha ha!
    And that you used choking instead of global warming

  11. Whenever the Earth gets hurt I do to. Last 18th of December I broke my shoulder bones in 3 places, found out the other week a big asteroid hit the seas that NASA missed out on. December 18th…I get really dizzy now..the shift is making me ill..this is Maria Luke

  12. Meteor wants to know your location. I think of the meteor heading to destroy the earth girl as a boy in a rock costume throwing explosive rocks

  13. Hahahahahahahahaha lololololololololol 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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