The average person spends 56 years of their life inside the kitchen. By using these time-saving kitchen hacks, you could bring that down to 1.6 hours. [intro song] Rifling through bags of spices just isn’t very nices. Transfer the spice to a small jar, like this. Then, tape the label onto the jar. Then make another label to put over that label to confuse spice thieves. Then put one more label to better express your individuality. Put that jar inside a mason jar. Give that a nice label as well. Put that jar inside a protein container. And this’ll allow you to improvise with flavors at a moment’s notice. Peeling the skin off garlic can be more frustrating than something that causes a maximum frustration. Cut the ends off, put them into a mason jar, and give them a good shake. Presto! Now you’re faced with the real problem of having to mince this. This problem is easily solved by buying a jar of pre-minced garlic and using that instead. When serving your dish, say, it’s a garlic sandwich, spread the garlic skin around the edges of the plate and make sure to say things like: or With this next tip you can throw your strainer into the garbage forever. Simply take your can, open it mostly on one side. Flip it over Open it fully on the other side. Run water through it and use the can’s natural straining properties to clean your beans. Make sure to fully wash your can afterward. Then, use that can as a plate. This will help you with portion control, and then you can just recycle the can afterward rather than throwing out a perfectly good ceramic plate each time you cook. That’s how you save the planet. When scrambling an egg, sometimes a bit of the shell [mechanical sounds] gets inside the egg which can be- [robot voice] Hello. Could you not, please? [robot voice] Oh. Well, I was just… – Yeah, like, I’m right in the middle of a thing. [robot voice] Oh… [robot voice] Well … I just… m- Let me finish this. Like, it’s not like you’re hungry. Thank you. [sigh] Alright. One very easy way to get an egg shell out of an egg, is to use an egg shell. In professional chef circles this is known as EGGCEPTION or INCEPSHELL. But a far quicker and more efficient method is to scrape the bottom of the bowl with nine forks. Easy. Keeping track of your implements while cooking is a real hassle and can add hours to making any dish. Save time and energy by using the Armpliment 5000™ The Armpliment 5000™ keeps your implements organized at all times for the rest of your life. When you fully master the Armpliment 5000™ then, and only then, are you ready for the Knife Belt 7452™ which is the easiest, most convenient, and safest way to organize your knives. Not only when cooking, but at any time of the day. Or night. You can slow down the ripening process and give your banana a longer life by wrapping the ends in plastic wrap. But what about giving your banana a better life? [narrator singing “Banana Song”]
♪ I’d like to take you outside ♪ ♪ to-day for ♪ ♪ a little whi-i-ile ♪ ♪ I hope that you decide ♪ ♪ to stay for ♪ ♪ a little whi-i-ile ♪ ♪ But if you don’t end up staying, you’re a ♪ ♪ Banana ♪ ♪ we can do so much better ♪ ♪ than we have ♪ ♪ Ever since I found ya’ ♪ ♪ left you sittin’ on the counta’ ♪ ♪ Banana ♪ ♪ we’ve taken you for granted ♪ ♪ Over sitting there ♪ ♪ and it’s like we just don’t care ♪ ♪ [whispering] Just like a salmon ♪ ♪ You suck at cooking ♪ ♪ Oh my God ♪ ♪ you suck ♪♪ [slurping noise] I don’t want to be heavy about it or anything, but I think we should just talk a little bit about boundaries. [sad whirring noise]
The irony of me watching this XD
Quite nice
okay but the bean thing is genius
1.6hour
does 1.6hour means 1:60min
i wonder if this dude sometimes lies in bed and thinks: "oh boy, today i filmed a banana in a way that made it look like i had a relationship with it while singing a song about people sucking at cooking i wrote myself. today was a good and productive day, this is what i'm going to do for the next years, this is what i'm going to remembered for, even long after i'm dead. I'm proud of what i'm doing." because i really hope so. every single time you pretend to have a relationship with a banana you make hundreds of thousands of people happy and every single of your videos is deserving of an accademy award for it's narrative and creativity.
Hey be nicer to pemblockto
Poor pinblockto
this is actually my first time seeing the robot Pimblokto (sorry if wrong spelling)
What the fuck is a garlic sandwich?!
that knife belt had me dying laughing bro
Now we need a four head reveal
Dieing
I just watched an ad with a girl rubbing mascara everywhere on her face except for her eyelashes
27, waaait a second! Why are your hands here?
Edit: wish I was that banana… 🙁 I love trees
knives on your crotch ? oh yeah really the safest way to keep your knives
I'm gonna eat a banana
Scissors his dick off
2:42 that must be hard in bed
I don't like where those knives are…
This is probably the best show on YouTube
that banna is so famus now!!!
Pimblokto?
Pimblokto, are you there buddy?
2:37
Also dubbles up as a great chastity belt to strap you youre bootiful christian child when attending school
My banana friendzoned me 😢
This is the best Troom Troom video I've seen yet.
WHO ELSE watches his vids for his songs?
Oh that can is useful thanks 😀
2:34 whoa whoa slow down you haven't even taken me out to dinner yet! just sorta showed me how to make the dinner.
How did I find this?
Looking at the titles and knowing that it's exactly the opposite
Sometimes when I’m lonely I pretend this song is about me
has there been a face reveal? bc if not i want one
The bean strainer thing is actually pretty smart
You do bad videos
Really learn how to cook
Genius
That part where u have to wash the can is super important
Knifebelt 7452, you must've had a fair few accidents with the previous versions.
This channel feels like Binging with Babish meets HowtoBasic
poor robot..
where can i order the armplament??
plimblokto 🙁 i feel bad for him
what if i only have eight forks?
Thanks for the hacks. Now I won’t suck at cooking as much but I’ll still suck like your small balls.
I could still hear the forks on the bottom of the bowl.
What did Pimblokto ever do to you? I wish I had a robot as a roommate?
2:15 images you can hear
Comment #1000
You can also put some water on your finger and reach for the shell with the wet finger
Hes gonna cut his nards off with that knife belt
Women spend 100% of their life in the kitchen am ir?
I'm watching all YSAC videos from beginning to present. Somehow, I had missed this one. Very funny and enjoyable and gave me some good laughs. I had also missed the cauliflower thing. Great laughs. Thanks, YSAC!
These hacks actually work so well, using a ready-made garlic sauce saves so much time and money. Why all the trouble of peeling and mincing that shit? Just freaking buy a jar of pre-minced garlic man.
Why did I slightly open my mouth at 1:36? Am I that lonely?
You can't throw out your strainer forever you can't strain pasta 😕
It’s 2019 and these tips are still useful
It’s 2019 and these tips are still useful
Day 7, Episode 37: this is actually my first time watching this video and I've been sleeping on this. It's funny because most of the tips in this video are actually useful [which was obviously planned]. Yea I mean I really don't know what else to say. This is another experimental video which leads me to think YSAC was just experimental at this point.
2:34 Goats forbid he gets a girlfriend
your videos got me out of my state of despair and I actually just got some homework done. so, thank you
*Gordon Ramsey has left the chat
Hey… So… I accidentally used 10 forks to remove the egg shells from the eggs… Even though I knew what would happen, I tried it anyways , I just don't understand why I did this. I shouldn't have done this. When I removed the egg shell, it started multiplying itself, and right now I'm running to find somewhere to hide myself in. I'm still hoping that someone sees this comment… OMG THE SHELLS ARE COMING, I GOTTA HIDEEDFAFFNANANAN NNnnnnzn..x. xxm
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Oh god are you still okay after that knife belt thing……
Anyone else sale Cutco?
You are Awesome
that's a sweet happy banana :')
Whoa whoa whoa, are we gonna just act like the freaking bean can strainer wasn't legit?! I suck at straining, thanks.
the armpliment 5,000 TOOK ME OUT
loool
Banana!!!!!!!! Banana🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These videos are really entertaining! 🙂
Dude this guy is a genius. I love the songs at the end
He used the worst fucking banana to film with because he knew damn well he wasn’t gonna eat it afterward😂
So much old comments
Three years old and still some of the most wonderful videos I've ever watched.
I have watched this 10 times and it is still funny lol 😂
Nic
Instructions unclear, accidentally raped a dog
Ah, the Knife Belt 7452 by Lorena Bobbit.
Fucking psychotic whore, she's not a hero for dismembering somebody. She should not be heralded as a hero. A hero would go to the police, not chop off a dick.
I love this channel, literally a hidden gem.
before watching the video for the first time, i was like, this is just be him having fun, we are not gonna learn a thing, and at the end i was completly wrong
Why 9 forks?
THOSE SPICE BAGS ARE FROM NO FRILLS! HE IS CANADIAN!
Can I use 8 forks for this?
2:36 buy this tool, folks! Not only you're having a risk of cutting your dick cleaned off but you'll also have 2 knives stored wherever you go!
Knife belt: how to circumcise naturally
why do your spices come in bags in the first place?
Where the heck do you get those songs….. you don't sing them right🤐
LMAOOOOOOOO
Look at the date
I assume that most of these are real kitchen hacks
2:14 oonf ounch my body
Where can I buy a knife-belt
1. Oh hi PIMBLOCKTO!
2. Your fly is open!!
3. You're struggling with rhyming 'Banana' with the entire outro huh.
just imagine getting a boner with that knife belt on
Just before tapping on this video I already feel cursed because of that thumbnail
Nice, my knife belt is great for cooking, and urinating!
As a serial killer, I need this knife belt thing
Wait wait, the package looks like no name brands, THAT'S CANADIAN!