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*whirr* *whirr* *whiiiiiiiiiiiiiirr* *squeak* *squeak x2* Pimblokto: *sigh* *distorted* You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck Hello. My name is Pimblokto Today we’re going to make peanut butter chocolate balls A great treat to give to your friends, family, or sweetheart Start by taking four tablespoons of butter. Simply cut it with your knife, or into the markings on the package It’s very easy when the butter is room temperature *whirring* *metal clanging* Apply even pressure There we go Good job everybody Unwrap the butter and discard the package Put the butter in a pot Then, heat on a stove, which should still be on from the last time you cooked Now we’ll put two cups of sugar in a bowl Open the package with a knife Son of a b**ch I broke my bowl Oh sh*t Actually, it seems fine Open the package with the knife Then, pour exactly two cups of sugar into the bowl make sure the amounts are exact Use your magnetispherescope Use your mag— Unscrew the lid with your hands and put one cup of peanut butter into the bowl Pour the heated —Ouch– Pour the— —Owowowowowowouuuuchhh— Pour the heated butter into the bowl —Ouch— Son of a b**ch, that hurts Make sure to scrape the excess peanut butter —ouch— back into the bowl *pot tumbles away* Take your hand mixer and plug it in Turn on your hand mixer and use it to mix the contents of the bowl *hand mixer thuds against everything° Oh sh*t *thud thud thud* Oh f*ck This is out of control Somebody… help… somebody help That was a great warmup The trick is to get the right grip Mix the contents of the bowl until they are smooth Actually, it’s better to hand mix the last part so the peanut butter will taste less like a machine Mix until smooth Good job everybody Take a bowl, and open your chocolate chips with a knife Or with your hands Or with a pair of scissors Pour six ounces of chocolate chips into a bowl then follow the melting instructions on the package In this case, we will use the microwave Good job everybody Throw your cutting board in the sink Take a baking sheet Cover with wax paper Make perfect peanut butter spheres then dip them in the chocolate Actually, I prefer to make asymmetrical shapes because they have a more dynamic appearance Don’t be afraid to be creative Take the pan, and put it in the freezer or refrigerator Once cooled, take them out and serve And there you have it: Super deluxe, chocolate peanut butter, asymmetrical shape creation turbo-delicious dessert treat smack yummy fun taste surprise experience Good job everybody (just look at the screen ok) (extra 0s and 1s) I wish I was human So I could g-g-go out and play One day, I’ll be human and have so much fun outside *music* *music fades* *silence*

100 thoughts on “Peanut Butter Chocolate Robot Balls – YSAC (ep. 33)

  1. Damn I don’t know what I did wrong, but mine turned out almost liquid. No way I could roll that into balls.

  2. When YSAC cooks, he never congratulates us. the "good job everybody" is very useful when your robot hands can't open the fUCKING PICKLE JAR

  3. For anyone too lazy to translate the binary code at the end…

    it's 01100110011101010110001101101011 and that's the binary ASCII code for "fuck"

  4. 01100111 01101111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01101010 01101111 01100010 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01100010 01101111 01100100 01111001

  5. 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101111 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111

  6. For some reason "great job everybody" melts my heart. It's like an overenthusiastic joy from cooking. He knows he can't do it well but he is doing his best and he is happy about it.

  7. lol so i have those grabber things to pick up dog shit and it makes me cringe when i see them touch food even though they aren't the ones i used XD

  8. -4 tbs butter melted
    -2 c sugar
    -1 c peanutbutter
    -"6 oz" chocolate chips
    Mix sugar, butter, and peanutbutter in bowl until smooth
    Melt chocolate chips in microwave
    Cover cookie sheet in wax paper
    Roll batter into balls
    Dip in chocolate and place on cookie sheet
    Cool in freezer or refrigerator and serve

  9. You know what I don’t think anyone else caught the thing in the outro “You Suck at Cooking yeah you totally 0100…”

  10. I was gonna make these cause I thought they looked good and easy since pimblokto but then after watching I realized I’ve made those before only with MnMs inside and one or two or three on top for garnish (depending on how big they came out and how many bites I judged theyd take to eat. Really great when some people like large and some prefer bite sized. Easy to tell) lol

  11. I honestly need more pimblokto telling me I did a good job cause you know damn well nobody else is gonna do it

  12. It's funny how a robot has to depend on mixing machines. He could've used his hands.
    edit: He did eventually lol.

  13. I had to watch this twice because I was laughing so fucking hard the first time I missed the recipe. So I watched it again. Oops. Maybe third time…

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